Humour of the Sexes Volume Two

Humour gives you the edge in life.

Remember the guy who's the life of the party, the speaker who captures your attention, the lecturer who holds your interest, the salesman who makes an impression... What do they have in common? - a sense of humour. Humour stands out as the defining factor. The reason is simple. Humour helps to sustain interest and command attention. If you cannot command attention, what you have to share could be beneficial and insightful, but it would be useless. George Ong

Question: If one man can wash one pile of dishes in one hour, how many piles of dishes can five men wash in four hours?

Then there was the cheapest honeymoon of all time. Instead of Niagara Falls, they drove through a car wash slowly! A kiss is a strange thing. A small boy gets it for nothing. A young man has to steal it. And an old man has to pay for it!

Lucy: How is Mr. Right whom you married?