Much like homework, pimples, puberty, your second summer at School of Fear is not optional. Any acts of insubordination such as claiming summer-long detention, death of a beloved pet, amnesia or enrollment in a sleepaway camp will be met with by my lawyer.
The summer course shall begin promptly at 9:00AM on Saturday, May 29, at the base of Summerstone. And do remember to guard School of Fear's anonymity by running the bath, blaring the television, and playing the harmonica whenever discussion our institution. On behalf of myself, my comb-over class assistant Schmidty, Macaroni the bulldog and my highly trained cats, we look forward to seeing all of your Vaseline-coated smiles terribly soon." ISBN:9780545391269