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A hilarious new series from best-selling author, Barry Hutchison, perfect for fans of Tom Gates, Wimpy Kid and Barry Loser.โI like to smell my own fartsโฆโ Gah! Someone shut me up!
Itโs been 92 hours since Beaky last told a lie. So far heโs survived two full days of school with only three light beatings, two telling-offs and one wedgie ... but the annual school trip is going to take Beakyโs survival skills to a whole other level โ especially as a mix up in the school office means that Beaky and his class are on a trip to Learning Land, a rubbish theme park aimed at eight-year-olds. And home to cheery-but-creepy Clumso the Clued-up Clown whose job is to dish out fascinating facts to one and all.
But there is worse to come when Beakyโs partnered with Wayne, a.k.a the school bully, who has a morbid fear of clowns. With Beaky unable to tell a lie and Wayne intent on beating him up, things arenโt looking good. And thatโs before they find themselves on the run from a manic clown whoโll seemingly stop at nothing to track them downโฆ ISBN:9781847157751