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She was perfect for me... That is, until one day I woke up and looked over at her sleeping face and noticed something. I was unhappy. I loved her, I ache for her to this day, but I wasn't happy.
So I did the hardest and most courageous thing I have ever done. I broke up with her by e-mail. Okay, in many ways I'm small. But I'm trying to get bigger.'
David's a mess. He doesn't know how to get over his ex, the Eater of Souls. He's tried traditional methods, such as sleeping with a co-worker and looking at his female friends in a new light.
He's even tried talking to his parents - only to discover that they're definitely having a lot more sex than he is right now. But the Eater of Souls is still there, like a phantom limb after a painful amputation.
Then along comes the Goddess. She's funny, she's clever, she's beautiful: in short, she's perfect. But, as David well knows, the problem isn't meeting the woman of your dreams , it's managing not to screw up once you've found her.
Shot through with biting dialogue and beguilingly oddball characters, Booty Nomad is both an extremely funny and an unexpectedly touching novel.
ISBN:9780330426510
