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IA humor book, an autobiography, a book that explains why men are different from women; and, guys, it's worth the cover price just for the helpful hints on how to deal with the opposite sex (if she asks how she looks in an outfit, never mention her backside, no matter what)-Don't Stand Foo Close to a Naked Man is Tim Allen at his all-out funniest.EVERYONE PLAYS GOLF NOW, WHICH IS A LOT LIKE GOING TO A STRIP CLUB. YOU GET ALL CHARGED UP, PAY BIG MONEY TO HANG OUT ON A BEAUTIFUL COURSE, AND START DRINKING EARLY. EIGHTEEN HOLES LATER YOU'RE PLASTERED AND FRUSTRATED AND MOST OF YOUR BALLS ARE MISSING.
Tim Allen explores the mysteries of the sexes, while giving us real insight into his own life and the twists and turns of fate that landed him both a prison term and the successful comedy career that culminated in the triple crown of show business: a #1 television show, feature film, and best-selling book simultaneously.
ISBN:9780786889020
