Description
Get to know the American a little better
This is almost impossible. Not because the American doesn't want you to know them a little better: quite the opposite. The American will within half an hour of meeting you have told you everything about their life. What the rest of the world calls 'oversharing', they call 'conversation.' Be prepared. Name and star sign alone aren't going to cut it.
Saving you money from start to finish
No, don't save! Spend! Build a teetering skyscraper of subprime mortgages, let a bunch of charlatans in sharp suits and Wall Street offices bundle them all together, and watch the world financial system implode.
Helping you make things go a little further