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"Remember the guy who's the life of the party, the speaker who
captures your attention, the lecturer who holds your interest, the salesman who makes an impression... What do they have in common? - a sense of humour. Humour stands out as the defining factor. The reason is simple. Humour helps to sustain interest and command attention. If you cannot command attention, what you have to share could be beneficial and insightful, but it would be useless."
George Ong
Two young siblings were heard praying for one another:
Jonjoe: Lord, please help my sister Esna not to suck her thumb.
Esna: God, please help my brother to stop reminding me.
Pastor Chan: Do your church members have a sense of expectation when they come to church on Sunday? Do they come expecting something?
Pastor Leong: Sure! They expect something.
Pastor Chan: What do they really expect?
Pastor Leong: They expect to be out by twelve.
When the offering was being collected, a pastor welcomed the congregation and said, "This is an inter-denominational church and we welcome all denominations, especially tens, fifties and hundreds."
