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A little girl was asked by her teacher to write about her personal hero. Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him."Why did you pick me?" he asked her later. "Because I couldn't spell Arnold Schwarzenegger," she replied.The business competition was getting hot. On the window of a bakery shop in London was a sign, 'We make donuts for Queen Elizabeth' Next door in the rival shop was a sign, 'God save the Queen!'My wife was promoted to manager of the sales department. It was a stressful job and it made her very nervous. Soon, she took to becoming a nail biter to relieve her stress. Now this may not seem like a big thing, but it's my nails that she's biting.After a long-winded MC had gone on for an hour, he concluded by saying, "And now I call on Mr Tan to give us his address."Mr Tan rose and angrily said, "My address is 24 Nelson Road, and I'm going home!"I was walking past this construction site when a brick came hurtling down, missing my shoulder by an inch! What a near miss! But it landed right on the top of my head.A man checked into a run-down hotel. "The room is $20 a night," said the receptionist. "It's $10 if you make your own bed.""OK, I'll make my own bed." "Right, I'll get you some nails and wood."
It called itself a three-star hotel but two of those stars were shining through the ceiling.
It called itself a three-star hotel but two of those stars were shining through the ceiling.
