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Sample Jokes found in the Book...
Ah Beng went on a tour to China and stayed in a 3-star budget hotel in Beijing. The moment he stepped into the room, he phoned for room service. "Hello, Miss, can I have some pepper?" "Black pepper or white pepper?" asked the hotel staff on the other end. "No. Toilet pepper! Quick! Quick!"
A Singaporean could have beaten Newton to discovering the Law of Gravity if not for his fear of sitting under a durian tree.
Chinese Kung Fu Master: In Kung Fu, you fight with your feet.
Chinese Kung Fu Disciple: I always fight with my feet. When I meet someone bigger, I run like hell!
A stingy Scot received a letter from the bank telling him, "This is the last time we're going to spend two dollars in administrative cost to tell you that you have 20 cents in your account!"
Lifeguard: I've been watching you, Mr Martin, and you'll have to stop urinating in the pool.
Mr Martin: But everybody urinates in the pool. Lifeguard: But not from the diving board!
A post office in Finland has finally found the solution to shorten the queue in the lobby. They asked the customers to stand closer together.
A millionaire oil sheikh goes into a department store, points to a rack of nighties, and says to the salesgirl, "I'll take them all." "But they're all different sizes."
"So are my wives."
ISBN: 9810547986
