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Sample Jokes found in the Book...
"I think this maid must be in demand," said the husband as he hung up the phone.
"Why do you say that?" asked his wife. "She told me she'd get back to us - just as soon as she checked OUR references!"
Mistress: My last maid was too familiar with a policeman. I hope I can trust you? Maid: Oh, yes, madam, I can't stand them. I've been brought up to hate the very sight of them. My dad's a burglar.
A famous actor was on vacation with his family in a quaint town. When they walked into a movie theatre and sat down, the handful of people there applauded.
He thought to himself, "I can't believe it. People recognise me all the way up Then a man came over to him and said, "Thanks for coming. They won't start the movie unless we have 10 paying people or more."
Actor: When I left the stage, the audience went wild with applause.
Actress: That's because they knew you weren't coming back!
Two movie directors were making a war epic and decided to use armies of extras for the battle scenes -10,000 men on one side and 10,000 on the other. "That's financially draining," said the first director, "when the shooting is finished, we have to pay 20,000 men." "I've a great solution," answered the second director. "In the last battle we use real bullets."
ISBN:9789810785390
