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Sample Jokes found in the Book....
Roger Lee's first book was called: 'How To Avoid Taxation'. He is now writing his second book, entitled: 'My Life In Prison'.
A dog was seen chewing the script of his master-author. When pressed for the reason for his actions, the dog defended, "I wasn't chewing it. I was editing it." "You know," said the woman whose car had run down a man, "you must have been walking very carelessly. I am a very careful and experienced driver. I have
been driving a car for 10 years." "Lady, that's nothing. I have been walking for 50 years."
Neighbour: How many controls are there on your television set? Owner: Three - my mother-in-law, my wife, and my daughter.
There wasn't much the young couple could say when their landlord suggested that they care for his pet parrot while he was away on a two-week vacation. They agreed graciously and the parrot, just at the learning-to-talk stage,
was transferred to the couple's room. Returning from the vacation, the landlord was overjoyed to find his little bird in perfect health, lively and playful.
But that night, the parrot began to talk, declaring over and over, "The rent's too high, the rent's too high. That idiotic landlord, that idiotic landlord."
Every morning, for 10 years Robin awakened at 6 am and took his dog for a walk. Suddenly, the dog died.
ISBN: 9789810785420
