Description
Two brothers were in the garden having a peeing contest, trying to aim as high up the wall as possible.
Mum appeared and shouted at them for messing up the side of the house. The boys ran off and bumped into their father. He asked them what was going on, so they told him about their contest.
Dad asked, "What did your mother do when she found you?"
"She hit the roof," replied the boys.
"Blimey," said Dad, "did she win?"
