Description
England is an unhappy and fearful land. In a desperate attempt to prevail over crime and social disorder, Jack Barker, the Prime Minister, has created Exclusion Zones for all society's misfits, including the criminal, the feckless, the stupid, the morbidly obese and the Royal Family.
Prince Charles and the love of his life, Camilla, live on the Flowers Exclusion Zone with the rest of the Royal Family and their many dogs. He enjoys poultry keeping and tending his vegetable patch. Camilla spends her days doing as little as possible aside from having her roots retouched by her neighbour Beverley Threadgold. But life is about to change...
When the Queen announces her decision to abdicate, Charles refuses to follow his destiny unless his wife can be queen - and public opinion suggests that the people would rather have Jordan on the throne than Camilla. But no sooner has Prince William offered himself as the next monarch than one Graham Cracknell of Ruislip emerges, claiming to be Charles and Camilla's secret love-child and rightful heir.
While the undercover battle for the crown begins, the dogs on the Flowers Exclusion Zone face a struggle of their own when Jack Barker announces his new one-dog-per-household' policy as part of his bid to win the next General Election. Led by Harris, the Queen's irascible corgi, they must act collectively if they are going to save themselves, and the entire dog population of England.
Will sanity prevail over the right royal cock-up that England has become? Or will chaos reign supreme? ISBN:9780718148560