Description
Getting rid of the body always seems so simple in the movies. The director always provides a handy carpet, which no one will ever miss, to envelop the body. Or there is a wheelchair sitting handily around or an empty steamer trunk below stairs.
Sometimes there is a basement, still unexplored and uncolonized, with root cellars and furnace alcoves and a bag of convenient concrete, complete with instructions. Just add hot water and stir.
One thing I will say for murder: it takes your mind off your other problems.
