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Mr Noah could not sleep. He lay in bed, listening to the wind howling round outside, and the snuffles and grunts of the animals inside, and he talked to God.
'Listen God,' he said. 'It's not too late. You need a lion-tamer for this job, or a big game hunter, or atleast a zoo keeper... Honestly, I'm not cut out for the job.
'And I'll tell you something, God,' Mr Noah went on. 'I'm scared of spiders and we've got two on board.'
Spiders aren't Mr Noah's only problem. The lion wants to be incharge, the sheep goes missing and the animals threaten to revolt because of the smell from the skunks. Worst of all, the ark begins to leak.
These fourteen funny and original stories tell what might have happened on board.
