Description
Proudly presents to the publick a book of UNCOMMON IMPISHNESS; wherein WHIMSY, as befits his station as MAMMAL OF PARADISE and AMBASSADOR OF HEAVEN, dons the vestments of his office to summon his INNER BRILLIANCE, the like of which has never before been seen in this, our BENIGHTED AGE!
The reader shall bear witness to:
FEATS OF SARTORIAL CUNNING!
JAUNTY VERSE! DEFTLY RENDERED TURNS OF PHRASE!
WITTICISMS!
UNBRIDLED PEDANTRY! DUST MOTES! ICY HAUTEUR!
WELL-MUSCLED HINDQUARTERS! ISBN:9780747582533
