Description
Jokes:
A husband and wife wake up one morning.
The husband leans over to kiss his wife on the check but she says, 'Don't touch me! I'm dead!' 'What on earth are you talking about? says the husband. "We're both lying here talking. The wife replies, "I know. But I'm definitely dead. 'You can't be dead, replies her husband. 'What in the world makes you think you're dead?' His wife replies, 1 must be dead. I woke up this morning and nothing hurts!"
Quotes:
'It's a frightening feeling to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style. Erma Bombeck
"Talk about getting old. I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. Joan Rivers
Sayings:
Maybe it's true that life begins at forty. But everything else starts to wear out.
fall out, or spread out.
And more:
You know you're getting old when... Advantages in getting older... Tips on lovemaking for older people... The ages of man in fruit...
ISBN: 9781853756573
